Sardar Jee

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India.
Boss: Which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India.

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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know starts with petrol.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and:
Boss: What you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it insequence.

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Museum Administrator: U stupid. That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken!!
Sardar: Thank God!!! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying,
Man: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!!
Sardar: Control yourself sir. Don’t cry.. See that man. He has losthis head. Is he crying?

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Sardar: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is “All India Radio”

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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr…..Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr……
Interviewer Shouts: Stop it!!!!!
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrr.. dhup dhup dhup dhup…… Stop ready sir..

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was the same king’s skeleton when he was a child.