What's Good, Bad and Worst

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can`t find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You`re in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He`s a cross dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son`s finally maturing.
Bad: He`s involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.

Good: Your wife`s not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She`s a lawyer.

Good: You get into bed, and she`s feeling horny tonight.
Bad: You are drunk, and are feeling tired.
Worse: You forgot her mother is staying over, and you`ve entered the wrong room.

Source: Email from Fong Tjeng Mun